Eliot Waugh & Debroye
"Well, this is one hell of an introduction," Eliot said. "You're in a town called Madison Valley. We're in the state of Indiana, country of United States, and planet Earth if that means anything." Apparently this poor woman had the misfortune to arrive in close proximity to the event and somehow got swept up in it.
He held out his flask. "Want some alcohol?" he offered. "Basically, this is a weird ass place where weird things happen and no one really knows how or why."