Re: Wade Wilson & Miriam Shepard
Wade had picked out his best tshirt for this occasion. That, and this place had a No Pants No Service policy so he was wearing some kind of blue thingies with a ton of pockets. Pockets for all of the numbers he was going to get tonight.
Maybe even a whole phone number, if he played his cards right.
Flopping down across from his first date of the evening, he gave her a chap-lipped grin. "Howdy! I'm Wade and I'll be your tour guide for the next-" he checked his bare wrist. "Four minutes, fiddy seconds!"