Jen Walters & Mal Reynolds
River did this. Girl couldn't keep a secret. Not one like this anyway. She had her captain's best interest at heart, though, and Mal couldn't duck out without hurting her feelings. So. Here he was. And he was damn glad Jayne weren't here to see this.
"Wo Cao."
He got himself a drink then went to date number one. He put on a smile when he sat down. "Ma'am."