Kol didn't want it in the hands of his brother or his brother's surrogate son, Marcel. Marcel and Kol didn't tend to get along and the other vampire would surly use it against him at some point. Oh bloody hell. As funny as it was to see Elijah as a Boo, he didn't know if it was worth him looking like the fucking iconic plumber himself. Bloody hell.
"Look at that. We agree on something. I'm starting to think the apocalypse is nay at this rate, brother." Kol dug his phone out of the pocket of his overalls and groaned at the sight of the picture. Elijah was right. It looked terrible. Bloody hell again.
"It's pretty bloody bad," Kol admitted, shaking his head. Sure enough, as soon as Kol looked at his brother again, he did that 'shy' thing. At least Kol didn't have that weakness.
"I think it really only happened around Mario. I guess that makes me your kryptonite, brother." For the first bloody time in Kol's existence. His brother and Klaus always had the upper hand on him. Well, not in video game world apparently. Now if only he could not be dressed in these infuriating overalls.
His phone beeped again and Kol's gaze fell on Alyssa as the parakoopa. The vampire shook his head. "At least she was kind enough to return the favor. Not that it will help if she give that picture to Rebekah or Marcel."