Josh & Alex Manes
"... Oh, hell." Josh barely resisted the urge to facepalm. "I'm suddenly a little terrified of her."
In his defense, it was a reasonably appropriate reaction to finding out he'd just gotten his ass kicked by a fictional character.
Which meant his second thought was, "Oh, I am so telling my friend Eddie about this. Wait, no, I'm telling his son the pre-teen pop culture encyclopedia. He'll be excited and Eddie will probably want to strangle me over it."
Josh could be a little troll when he felt like it, when he wasn't all wrapped up in his own angst.