"I don't think I've ever been so grateful to have been in town so long and to at least know who just about everyone is," Chris said as he looked around. Basic motel, nothing interesting to see -- aside from the clowns and other related decorations -- and... alright, that cemetery next door was a little unusual but still solidly in the realm of "okay, not too weird".
"Okay, so... pick a direction, let's see who we wake up first and just how freaked out they get."
Because he had a feeling most people's reactions wouldn't be like theirs had been.