George and Five
What possessed Five to show up at the fair was a question that would likely never have a good answer. After walking ten feet, he was already regretting the decision since all of the carnies were calling out to him like he was truly as young as he looked. He was here though and decided he may as well stick it out for a while if for no other reason than to indulge in some deep fried fair food.
He got in line for the stand that sold funnel cakes and noticed a young woman who seemed to be having a difficult time deciding what she wanted. "Just get one of everything," he suggested.