Michael Guerin & Josh Russo
"Well, this is... certainly something, at any rate." He glanced around. "Actually not the first time I've done something like this. It was one of my more desperate moments, I'll admit."
Look, he was pre-gaming a midlife crisis or something, alright? And really, he didn't see any reason to lie about that.
He wasn't big on lying overall, actually, which kind of made the whole Greg situation even worse.