So that's what people meant by weird things happen.
Anyways, I have a little problem and was wondering if there are any doctors or scientists or hell even magic people who might be able to help. Long story short, I'm part of a military unit called the Hunting Dogs. One of the requirements to join is having surgery that enhances our bodies. The only thing is we need to have monthly surgeries to upkeep our bodies, otherwise it'll decay and we die. Since it looks like I'm going to be here for the time being, I was wondering if there was anyone who can possible help with that.