Who: Bobby Finstock and OPEN What: Stopping a teenage fight When: Saturday Where: Mall of America Portal Rating: low
Finstock wasn't exactly a mall guy. In apart that was because malls meant teenagers and teenagers were his job and he liked having time away from his job. However he couldn't deny that the Mall of America was a great opportunity to have access to a bunch of stuff he might never have again while stuck in Madison so he was going to take advantage.
He was only about twenty minutes into his shopping when there was a fight that broke out. He went into teacher-mode and pulled the two idiot boys apart. "Really? Over a pair of shoes? An inanimate object? Couldn't you at least be appropriate stereotypes and fight over some significant other?" He was filled with judgement, then rolled his eyes. Then he realized they looked stolen. Of course. "Give me a them." Partially to his surprise he was give the box. "Now go home and think about your life choices." He paused, watching them walk away embarrassed and yelled after, "And take up something noble like lacrosse!"