"That level of coffee is the answer to a whole lot of situations around here, I've discovered," he said with a wry smile. "Which made the day of no caffeine really fun."
Said nobody ever.
"Fun fact, apparently that day is actually why one of the baristas is actually allowed by management to follow through on threats to stab people." It worried him a little, but then again, he wasn't likely to get stabbed. He could roll with it.