Rusty & Derek
Derek was going to get a Master's degree in being a surly, snarky werewolf. He even planned on printing out the certificate.
"The dinos were fun. It is entirely possible to ride a T-Rex, by the way. I wouldn't suggest it to a mundane, but it was fun." And he really couldn't tell it to the kids, because then they would want to.
"After that, it was just a bunch of hitting and slashing them."