[Crowley has somehow been bribed into a booth with a comfy chair, and a given a glass of very expensive scotch to drink as he sits.]
"What was that, lad?" [pause, and then Crowley chuckles.] "You'll just have to use your imagination to figure out why I was coming out of Ms. Mason's house at that time of the morning."
[Another pause, Crowley appears to be listening.]
"My issue with the Winchesters. For one, they got my favorite tailor eaten. Mostly it was forcing the addiction to human blood on me, because that never goes away, mate. Lastly, I sacrificed myself to save the world, and apparently they still managed to bugger that up."
[Another pause, obvious cut in the film]
"What secrets can I tell you about the Winchesters? Lots of them, love. I did spend several months with Dean, we were bosom buddies of a sort. For one, he still sucks his thumb at night and sleeps with a blanky. It's the reason why he kicks his lady friends out so quickly, because he can't sleep any other way."
[Another cut]
"Mary is a lovely woman, I don't know what she ever saw in Winchester, but anyone she finds here would be lightyears better. The same with Shoshanna, brilliant lass, hopefully she manages to raise a better Winchester."
[A pause]
"Moose? Well, he cheated his way through law school, he admitted that to me during our blood sessions. He even said Dean was the smarter of the two of them. And Castiel, well, that angel is utterly in love with Dean but won't admit it. It was part of that whole 'lifted him from Perdition, bonded through fire' shite. Meg told me that the one time I was torturing her."
[pause]
"I agree, that's enough for now. Perhaps we'll chat again later.