Eliot Waugh and Johanna Mason
"That is... a tough call," Johanna said. "I mean, a lot of it seemed weird at first because I'm from a place that while yeah, oppressive to the extreme, it was also normal. No magic or supernatural stuff or anything like that. But even accounting for that... hm."
It took her a second before the answer came to her. "You would expect things to be weirder than this, but I have to throw this one to either the killer chickens or the week where the weather went all wacky. It rained spaghetti and meatballs at one point."
Her scale of weird had broken a long time ago, alright?