Who: Balthazar and OPEN What: Unhappy customer When: Monday Where: Outside Microdome Computers Rating: low
Balthazar rarely actually did his job. In fact, he wasn't actually doing it right now. He had a good excuse as there was a man inside the store throwing empty boxes and packing peanuts and who knows what while shouting and yelling. Balthazar was standing outside in his usual attire - the weather didn't bother him like it did humans - and he was just observing.
Alright, so technically him not doing his job let to the man going on his tirade - something about his wife divorcing him because things were sent to the wrong people or something, but really, it was just mail. The man needed to come down.
A cardboard cut out of a happy Fed-Ex driver was thrown outside onto the sidewalk. His face had clearly been stomped on a few times.