"India? I spent a few weeks in Kolkatta, been banned from the city now." At least under a few aliases.
"And yes, they can, and yes, you can. Pick up a few hanging plants, the heaters and humidifier, and you should be able to keep it nice and humid in your apartment." It might drive his guests insane, but who cared if the guy was happy.
"You'll want it when the temps get to negative numbers in January."