It said 'Psst, Klaus.. Take me home. You don't even have to pay. $39.97 plus tax is highway robbery. Just pick me up and run as fast as you can out of the store.'
The inflatable pumpkin and friends decoration had a point. Of course it wasn't really talking to Klaus, that was thanks to the alcohol and pills, the LSD dots simply made the inflatable pumpkin and friends decoration have am Australian accent.
How Klaus found himself, coat pockets already laden down with other useless items, casually unplugging and picking up the floor display was simply beyond him. It was all in the hands of fate now. He didn't even register walking calmly to the front entrance, or the woman at the closest checkout counter saying something about him not having purchased it and 'could he please leave the display and get one in a new box'... Then he was running. Unfortunately, he misjudged the doors and found himself almost knocked off of his feet when he slammed into the clear glass beside the sliding doors, dropping the inflatable pumpkin and friends decoration. Turning to retrieve it, he spotted the set of security guards bearing down at him (when did Walmart start hiring triplets?) They were shouting in unison, something about 'hey! hey you! stop right there!' but he was paraphrasing.
Waving his arms, a pained look down at the fallen inflatable pumpkin and friends decoration, Klaus pointed at it, shouting about how sorry he was to be leaving a man behind. Promptly calling the incoming triplet guards a slew of names, he turned and ran out of the doors and across the parking lot. A pack of plugin Febreeze air fresheners, two Snickers bars, a 'Welcome to Indiana' cork coaster set and a bottle of chewable Flintstones vitamins knocking themselves out of his coat pockets and spilling across the sidewalk (the vitamins of course breaking open and spilling everywhere).
Looking behind him as he turned a corner, Klaus was surprised to find that there was something blocking his way and he ran right into it, knocking himself on his ass. "Sweet baby Jesus!!"