Kenny McCormick & Klaus Hargreeves
"Yeah, I probably should." Which he'd probably forget later, so Kenny took out his phone and typed in 'call the cotton candy company' in his note app to remind himself. Of course, he'd be wondering what that meant once he was sober, but for now he just put his phone away.
"Yeah, I'm very funny," he said with a straight face. "I'm Kenny. Your name sounds familiar. I think I heard it before." He tried to think where he heard it from, not knowing he sold the guy drugs before. "Wait, Santa Klaus! Are you Santa Klaus?"