Natasha Romanoff & Gordon Malloy
"I don't date particularly well," he said with another shrug. "Actually, that's a bit of an understatement."
His stalker had dumped him after five months because he was too clingy. If that didn't explain his relationship history perfectly, he didn't know what would.
"Two weeks," he replied. "So... yeah, pretty new. Long enough to have started settling in but not long enough for things to not still be catching me off-guard sometimes."