This device is not working proper with my accent, and has gone to absolute shut.
No, I said shut. Shut. Ball locks.
Sumo come fix this, hay neigh horses. I didn't say anything boat bloody horses. Boat. Boat.
You ducking voice recognition, it don't recognize much does it. Someone help me fix this nonsense or figure out how to type things out, this is no bloody ducking typewriter.
Shut. Ducking. I am going to throw this in the ducking lake is what.