Love/Not Love with Humor ** If kisses are sweeter than wine, what do Severus' taste like? ** "If I didn't love you, I wouldn't let you do that thing you do." ** "I am what Merlin made me. Now, do I get a kiss?" ** "When I said I wanted a kiss, I didn't mean there!" ** "There's no mistletoe in sight and you still want to kiss me?" ** "Pot, meet kettle." ** "There will be no tongue lashings. Yet." ** "'A potion a day keeps the Nargles away?' Are you barmy?" ** "Roses are red, and so's your bum." ** "Tickle my fancy. I dare you." ** "You can stuff your hearts and candy nonsense deep..." ** "Wait, you studied the Kama Sutra? I see you didn't pay attention. Again."