Fic: Movie magazines Title: Movie magazines Author:sitruunavohveli Rating: PG Genre: humorous silliness Word count: ~350 Notes: This is just a silly piece I wrote after the world premiere of the DH, part 2 movie. No spoilers but a lot of randomness. :D And yes, I actually quite enjoy both the HP books and movies, but… Well, everyone can’t like them. You’ll see.
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”What are you doing, Remus?”
”Oh... Nothing, nothing,” Remus assured as he quickly shut the paper on the table.
Severus looked at him pointedly and took the paper.
”This is a Muggle-magazine,” Severus pointed out when he opened it.
”Umm, yes. Very observant of you. Could you give it back now?”
Remus tried to catch the paper, but Severus took several steps backwards and skimmed through the articles.
”Oh for the love of...”
Remus closed his eyes; Severus had apparently found the right page.
”Here’s a picture of that mad Muggle-lady who wrote the horrible books of Potter and made it sound like he was the only hero of the war.”
”Awww, Severus. They were not that bad! I actually enjoyed them. Of course she took some artistic liberties...”
”You call it artistic liberty when she said I had been in love with Lily Potter for more than twenty years? Made you marry Nymphadora Tonks? Not even mentioning that she killed us both in those bloody books of hers.”
”Well, never mind her. She was not actually the reason I was reading it.”
Severus looked closely at the pictures and then:
”Who the hell is Alan Rickman?”
Remus flushed.
”He is an actor.”
”And? Should I be jealous?”
Remus mumbled something.
”I didn’t quite catch that,” Severus said and smirked.
”He plays you in the movies made of the book series of Harry.”
”This man? Seriously? But he is ancient! I was not that old during the second war!”
Remus shrugged.
”But his voice is amazing.”
Severus stared. Remus leaned closer to whisper in his ear.
”Almost as sexy as yours. We should really look at some of the Muggle-movies he is in. You could enjoy them.”
”Well... Maybe. But this...” Severus took a look at the magazine. ”’Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, part 2. I will not go to see it with you. As if the book wasn’t bad enough.”
”If you say so. We’ll find something else to watch,” Remus said and threw the magazine carelessly on the table. After all, the movie-Severus or any actor in the whole world wasn’t half as interesting as his own Severus was.