azure_rosa (azure_rosa) wrote in lupin_snape, @ 2010-08-07 23:00:00 |
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Current mood: | silly |
Entry tags: | drabble, fic: pg13 |
Crisco
Title: Crisco
Author: Azure_rosa
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Rating: PG-13 for implied?
Prompt: Ran out of lube so they scour the kitchen looking for a substitute? Bonus: there's no oil or butter in the kitchen.
Word Count: 110
AN: I just stumbled upon my first ever fanfic writing which I had thought I'd lost. It is a bit cracktastic and I don't remember if that was intentional since I wrote it ~3-4 YEARS ago. XD Hopefully it is clear who is saying what. *crosses fingers*
Warnings: Unbetaed, conversation only, seriously pwp, concrit is welcome as always!
"Crisco?"
"Well what would you have us use?"
"Lube."
"We don't have any, you spilled it all last night!"
"You could make more!"
"You want to wait ten minutes for me to prepare the ingredients, twenty minutes to brew them and another half-hour for the lube to cool sufficiently to avoid scalding ourselves in several sensitive locations?"
"We don't have any olive oil?"
"No, I used the last of it cooking dinner last night."
"Butter?"
"Ran out at breakfast."
"...Crisco?"
"Yes, werewolf that is what the blue can says, you are literate I am so proud!"
"Severus just use it already!"
"I would have but you kept asking stupid questions."