nimrod_9 (nimrod_9) wrote in lupin_snape, @ 2010-03-22 11:47:00 |
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Title: Pop on Pop
Rating: R
Pairing(s)/character(s): Remus/Severus
Challenge: March Prompts – Dr Seuss
Disclaimer: Brunette from
Word Count: 709
Warnings: unbeta’d, mpreg
Remus hung his cloak on the peg. The lounge was empty and he could hear Severus and Teddy in the kitchen. Severus had been off this afternoon and said he would pick Teddy up from daycare when he finished his errands. Out of the corner of his eye, Remus noticed a stack of brightly coloured books on top of one bookshelf. That was odd since they kept Teddy’s books on a low shelf. Something must have happened, obviously not earth shattering since there was a distinct lack of muttered swearing and crying.
He stepped across the room and picked up the pile to have a look. They were all muggle Dr. Seuss books. Now, he was curious. He was most definitely going to have to ask.
Teddy was standing on a chair at the counter, next to Severus, licking a wooden spoon covered in mashed potatoes. Remus kissed his forehead and declined the offer of potatoes. Kissing Severus while he was cooking or making a potion was a volatile proposition at best; Remus decided not to risk it today.
“Hello, love.”
Severus looked up from his saucepan and nodded. “Teddy, go wash you hands and face for supper.” He took the clean spoon and swung the boy down to the floor. The toddler dashed off to the loo.
“So what happened with the books? Was he driving you mad with them this afternoon?”
Severus shook his head. “No. We really have not been home that long. I had an appointment and then I had some research to do.” He cut himself off at that point pursing his lips together.
Remus became wary. “And the books?”
“I will need to do further research.” Severus said in his best professor voice.
“I’m talking about the Dr. Seuss books.”
“As am I.”
Remus shook his head. “I’m not understanding. Why would some muggle children’s books need researching?”
Severus tilted his chin up. “It seems that Dr. Seuss was a squib. Apparently, a brilliant squib who couldn’t get any recognition in the Wizarding world because he was non-magical. He invented hundreds of spells and published them as children’s books, nonsense. They are most decidedly not nonsense.”
“So what was the catalyst that made you unearth all of this?” Remus still confused asked.
“I had an appointment with Poppy today.” Severus trailed off.
“And you talked about Dr. Seuss?” Remus’ brow furrowed.
“No, we did not!”
“Sorry, Severus I must be missing something.”
“As it turns out One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish etcetera is a fertility charm.”
Remus blinked much like an owl.
“Fish, swimmers,” Severus paused. “Sperm. It makes one more potent and allows other not so likely changes to occur. I believe that ‘Theodore’ is the activation word.” He drew a breath. “And if your pervy werewolf partner uses your own sperm as a lubricant that then empties himself into you. Well, you will probably need more children’s books, toys and nappies.”
Remus continued to blink. “Ah…umm…I…what?”
“Pregnant, Lupin! I am one hundred percent, irrevocably pregnant!”
Remus swallowed and bit his lip. “Are you all right? I mean if you don’t want to or I…well I’m certain you never expected to….”
Severus interrupted. “Physically I am fine. I have reacquired my higher mental functions; they had gone missing for a bit earlier this afternoon.”
“But are you alright with this?”
Severus lowered his gaze and whispered. “Yes.”
Remus beamed and swept Severus into his arms and gave him a sound kiss.
“I imagine I will require all matter of pampering: back rubs, foot massages and an exorbitant amount of sex. I will probably out pace even you in that department. If I understand the way the change in hormones works during pregnancy.”
Remus grinned and pulled Severus tight against him. “Not a chance! You’ll be all round, and ripe and lush! Merlin, I want you right now!” He pressed his stiff cock into Severus’ thigh.
Severus groaned.
“I’d love to put you up on this counter right here.”
“That would be acceptable.” Severus responded as he tipped his head back.
Teddy thundered through the lounge.
“After dinner.” Remus promised as he kissed Severus’ nose.
“But Teddy.”
Remus grinned. “That’s why they made Thomas the Train videos and warding charms.”