With comments from the peanut gallery
Ten Signs You Are Reading A Fic By Rosy
In classic David Letterman Style...
#10. The consistent use of the phrase "regarded Remus" YAY alliteration! Snape: And the use of puns. Let us not forget that sophomoric habit.
#9. Snape's hair is long enough to be pulled into a sexy sexy sexy ponytail. But not a "HEY lookit ma beatnick" ponytail. Remus: The better to pull on, my dear.
#8. The AU is thick on the ground. Snape: ...librarian, mental patient, barkeep... now I'm a gunslinger?!
#7. Remus tends to be on top and very... *cough* alpha. Feral!Remus likes to make appearances. Remus: rowrl
#6. Severus tends to get the raw end of the deal. Snape: courtesan to the Dark Lord, suicidal mental patient, librarian...
#5. If there be werewolves, there be use of the monicker S**** C***** for the Voldemort*. Remus: Oh very good, petty thievery AND being deliberately vague for the sake of SnuSa protection
#4. The attempt at very visceral imagery. Snape: Showing off our vocabulary? Can't just say 'I Like Describing Things' now can we?
#3. If there be sex, the sex be visceral. Remus: I have absolutely NO complaints about the use of the big word.
#2. WIPs abound. Snape: mmmm the Trojan War. ...oh wait. You meant Works In Progress.
#1. It's coffee with a little sugar. Remus: So angst and some witty banter. Again, no complaints. So long as there is visceral sex. And lots of it.
*The phrase was coined by a friend of mine during our various Snupin RPs... however since I use it in my Snupin Santa, I can't divulge it quite yet without giving the game away.