My response to the election results in my home state
Title: Centerfold Rating: R Word count: 100 Summary: the Sexiest Man of 1982 is not quite to the Snape-Lupins' taste.
"I like my men a bit hairier," murmured Remus as he paged through the vintage Muggle magazine. "This one is too - too - "
"Shaved." Severus wriggled against his back, smirking when Remus sighed. "Granger would approve of the teeth, I'm sure."
Remus flipped the magazine to the ground and rolled over in bed. He traced the bridge of Severus' nose with one finger. "She can have it. 'There is no great beauty without some strangeness in the proportion,' you know."
"I'm not beautiful, as you well know."
"Good," said Remus, leaning up to nip that tempting neck.
Note: yes, that really is Senator-elect Scott Brown (Teabagger-Massachusetts). He was Cosmopolitan's Sexy Man of 1982, and since he's a good family values Republican who opposes gay marriage these days, I hope to God he never, ever reads this...