Summary: Geraldine Granger-Kennedy is happy, and she wants her parishioners to be happy. So she decides to act as matchmaker for the parish council's newest member and its surliest – Remus Lupin and Stephen Snape
Rated: Gingerbread & Cocoa (PG)
Notes: Much love to my beta for reassuring me that some people might find this amusing. Many thanks to for this prompt – not only was it fun to write, but it gave me a really good reason to go out and buy The Vicar of Dibley box set. It is AU in that Severus and Remus both survived (and Tonks was madly in love with Charlie). It is set in the year following the final VoD episode, and may mess up their canon dates somewhat, but since they pay no attention to canon I saw no reason why I should have to.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter and The Vicar of Dibley universes – all recognisable characters and settings from Harry Potter are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. All recognisable characters and settings from The Vicar of Dibley are the property of Richard Curtis and his associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work.
Warnings/Kinks: Vicar of Dibley in jokes, annoying villagers, and it's probably not as funny as I was hoping it would be.