I'm not filling out everything in the form because I already know the answers. Everyone else has to fill out all the questions, though. ;)
For my recipient: The order of the prompts doesn't reflect my preference for which one I'd like most; I'd be equally happy with any of them.
1. During the war, Voldemort punishes Severus by turning him into a woman, dumping him in the Forbidden Forest, and unleashing a pack of mating-crazed werewolves on him. Remus comes to the rescue, but they can't avoid having sex; Severus disappears, and Remus can't forget their night together. After the war, he goes in search of Severus, who is still female and wants to put her old life completely behind her. Offspring from their union a bonus.
2. Crossover with Petshop of Horrors - could be art or a story. Total free rein on what you do with this!
3. AU. Severus is the lynchpin in a tenuous threesome with Remus (bi) and Regulus (gay). For Remus' birthday, Severus turns himself into a hermaphrodite, but surprise! His female parts are functional, and he gets knocked up. How does their threesome survive this new development? Angst is fine as long as there's a happy ending.
4. Post-DH. Severus embarks on a new career as the snarky host of a travel/potions show on the newly developed Wizard cable channel. Remus is part of his crew. (Think Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations.)
5. Art: short comic depicting Severus and Remus using naughty in-game emotes as their World of Warcraft characters. Based on this drabble.