Yay!!!! Love it love it love it! Teenage Snupin is full of giggly joy: "And you've paired Narcissa up with Lucius Malfoy? She'll have your bollocks for breakfast!"
And the second section is even funnier (Riddle? Trelawney? Woot!), with clever references "Lots of research," Remus agreed, "by moonlight." *snigger* and lovely nibbling fun. Yum! And this line: "That sounds like card sharks, or maybe used car salesmen." Is fashioned from joy.
But the last section! "erotic fixation on a terrorist" "terminal disease" are brilliant. However it was: "But you die tragically at the end," Snape amended. "In fact, I think we should both die tragically." That had me yelping with laughter and gasping in awe. Brilliant, silly, funny, packed full of witty references and clever layers.