Onion-y Hysteria
So this has nothing to do with resurrection or, really, Snupin, but it's an article I found it amusing and it reminded me of Remus. It does have to do with werewolves and relationships, that's something, right? The "newspaper" it's from is the Onion, known (at least to a few people) for its ridiculousness and satire.
I'm sure it could be made Snupin-y, we're all quite creative like that.