KNEW it was you!!! Who else is cheeky yet naive enough to call up Carry On's as a source of so-called porn??
But sobloodyunbelievablyhappy that you have not snipped me off your flist for being a bit unable to deliver the goods. (I shall make a mental note of the 'tache fetish, don't you fret, darlin'!) *loves you to within an inch of your life... and then some!*