Fic prompt No 29
Title: Exclusive in The Scum! Rating: PG-15 Author: blpaintchart Word count: Only about 1000 (mercifully!) Notes: Written for prompt No 29: "Old fashioned Carry On porn. S is at home alone when manly plumber R comes to call. Big spanner jokes please! Over 18." I owe the prompter an apology: I tried writing a proper fic, but then I realised that I wasn't really up to it, so I'm afraid you get a daft tabloid article instead. And it's not very over 18, either. Still, I'm kind of banking on the fact that if you're equating the Carry On films with porn, then you're probably not desperate for major kink or sophistication! ;) Thanks to westernredcedar for being kind and supportive as ever, and an enormous thank-you goes to snapelike for trying to act as midwife throughout the messy formatting part and nasty delivery.