Out of the snupin meet-up comes crack... Written for: skitty_kat Prompt: gender-switch historical severus/remus (don't ask) Pairing: Severus/Remus Rating: G Length: short short short. But perfectly formed, obviously. And cracky.
"I realise that I said I would prefer anything to Deathly Hallows." Severus's black eyes glittered dangerously. "But this?"
"It's a different age, Severus. This is the regency period."
"The age I could accept. But..." He glanced down at the long, flowing dress, at the shoes that could surely have no practical use, at... the full, womanly breasts.
"It suits you," Remus assured him.
Severus's ability to raise one eyebrow whilst sneering had not deserted him (her?) with the penis.
"I will inform you when I require your opinion."
Remus simpered, sashaying a little in his own sprigged muslin gown.
"Can't you say the same for me?"
Snape raked his eyes over the werewolf.
"There is really only one positive comment I can make."