Prompt: Severus' cousin is a well-known artist. Title: All In the Family Rating: G Word Count: 100 Note: Inspired by the tendency in the role-playing world to use a certain musician as Snape's PB...
"Your cousin is coming to visit?"
"Yes. I believe we've established this... and he's actually a second cousin - on my father's side."
"Mmmmhmmm. Severus... do you know what your cousin does?"
"He's a musician, I believe."
"You believe?"
"Yes. We're not close, Remus. I'm not sure why he's chosen to visit me. Why?"
"I've heard of him."
"You've heard of him?"
"Oh. Yes. Most certainly. He's rather famous, actually... if you listen to Muggle rock."
"I see. Where are you going?"
"Oh... I'm going to owl Harry and Hermione."
"Why?"
"They'll be jealous... I can't believe I'm meeting Trent Reznor."