Prompt: Telling Remus' parents about their relationship. They're In Bed Together All Right
"Remus, are you sure you want to do that with him?" Remus' tiny, grey-haired mother looked at Severus from the corner of her eyes, flinching at the dark man's forbidding countenance.
"Yes, mum, I-"
"Maybe your mother's right, son. I've heard things about this one, you know," Remus' father said, jerking his arm up and pointing with his thumb behind his back at Severus. The older, rounder man's voice dropped in a whisper so loud, dalmatians could hear it. "Dark things."
"Da, mum, I don't think you understand the nature of our relationship-" Remus was squirming like a schoolboy caught with a dungbomb in his hand. It was at that moment that Severus finally lost patience with the entire farce.
"For fuck's sake, Lupin, we're opening a hair salon together, not shagging each other rotten!" Severus shouted, throwing his hands in the air and stalking out, his surprisingly clean, thick locks of curling hair flouncing majestically behind him.
St Mungo's was able to revive Remus' father well before before brain damage set in.