(I'm using my Always series Snape and Lupin here. Sorry, but you need to have read the series to get some of the inside jokes.)
Snape's shopping list:
1 pound dried aconite 1 vial snake venom to poison Potter for potion ingredients 1 gallon lavender oil for lubricant potion ingredients (Note to self: supply seems to be going down faster than usual; check to see if Theodore and Blaise have been borrowing some for "potion experiments".) 1 bottle elf-made wine 1 box Honeydukes chocolates to get Lupin "in the mood" (not that he isn't always "in the mood"!) 1 box Honeydukes chocolates as bribes to keep Branwen's pet demon raven from attacking me 1 vial salamander blood for Strengthening Solution (so that I can keep up with Lupin after he eats the chocolates)
Lupin's shopping list:
1 box Honeydukes chocolates as bribes to get Severus "in the mood" Latest romance adventure novel by Ariel Zoltaire; get one extra copy as gift for Dawlish rib roast for the full moon, since the wolf likes to gnaw on bones (note from Snape: We should just get you a rubber chew toy instead.) Note to self: Oh, that reminds me, I should get a chew toy for Cabal! Dog biscuits (Note from Snape: For Cabal or for yourself?) Rat treats for Kiseki Owl treats for Socrates (Note from Snape: My mother says you spoil that bird too much.) Check import bookstore for latest shojo manga volumes (Note from Snape: That tripe will rot your brain, Lupin...well, actually it's probably too late for you, anyway. Go ahead and buy your comic books, then.)