Family Fest: "We Are Family... and Homicide Isn't an Option" Title: We Are Family... and Homicide Isn't an Option By: McKay Rated: PG13 for strong language and adult situations Warning: cross-dressing and lots of it Summary: Remus is the owner of a successful drag club whose long-term partner, Severus, is also the star diva of the club. Their lives are peaceful and happy until Remus' son, Ted, comes home to make a request: play it straight for his potential in-laws. Notes: Non-magical AU. Written for the 2008 Family Fest. There were two prompts that requested stories based on The Bird Cage/La Cage aux Folles; this story doesn't quite fit either of them, but is more like a mixture of both. Word count: ~14,500