immortalautumn (immortalautumn) wrote in lupin_snape, @ 2008-03-27 20:28:00 |
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“Some misbegotten Muggle has blocked our driveway with his- his motorcade!”
“We haven't got a driveway, love. And I think they call them motorcars.”
“The motor-caravan is most certainly parked where our driveway would be, if we chose to have one.”
“We've wards up. Muggles have no idea that we're here.”
“It's the principle of the thing! Have you no regard for property, Lupin?”
“I should hope not, since neither werewolves or convicts are supposed to own any. I'm much more concerned with liberty.”
“Contrary to what you may have been told, 'liberty' does not mean prancing about the house without your pants on.”
“Doesn't it? How disappointing – I always saw it as the precursor to fraternity and the pursuit of happiness.”
“Hmph. I have deflated its tyres.”
“Severus!”
“Not the Muggle's, the motorcar's. Though he does look rather deflated as well.”
“You do know that if you flatten the tyres the car can't go? How will we use the driveway?”
“I suppose you think you're clever. There, I've re-inflated them.”
“Oh, dear, so you have. Perhaps you ought to have waited until he'd gone.”
“Lupin! Stop exhibiting yourself in our windows!”
“What happened to fundamental rights?”
“Yes, well, it certainly looks as though you've lost everything else, so perhaps you'd best rely on them.”
“Come on, love. I have something better to inflate than tyres.”
“I certainly hope it's not your ego. And I absolutely refuse to say anything about your constitution.”