Fic::Ten Things I Hate About Severus Snape, PG-13 Title: Ten Things I Hate About Severus Snape Word Count: 389 Rating: PG-13 Pairing: Remus/Severus... sort of Summary: Severus found Remus' journal. Disclaimer: They aren't mine. Don't sue. I'm broke. Notes: This could almost work for the cliché month challenge, if you squint. Maybe. Let me know if you think it will and I'll... edit the post to say that it is. Heh. Also, please forgive the randomness. I have NO idea where it came from.
Hastily scribbled into Remus' journal on page 73; found by Severus Snape December 16, 1977. Ten Things I Hate About Severus Snape 1) He ALWAYS has to be right. 2) He's a Slytherin 3) He's good at potions. 4) He never smiles. 5) He likes the Dark Arts. 6) He called Lily a Mudblood. 7) He doesn't bathe. 8) He's got a huge nose. 9) He starts fights and then blames us. 10) He doesn't pay attention to me. He's always spying on us.
Owl delivered to Remus J. Lupin December 21, 1977. Lupin-
I found your journal. I read your list. I would have thought you could have done better. Turn to page 74.
Snape
Ten Things I Hate About Remus Lupin 1) He won't stand up for himself, and yet, is supposed to be a Gryffindor. 2) He follows Potter and Black around, when he could do so much better. 3) He's always right, but is too afraid to speak up. 4) He's always smiling. ALWAYS. 5) He watches me when he thinks I'm not paying attention. 6) He calls me Severus. 7) He's a werewolf. 8) He thinks chocolate is the cure for everything. 9) He wants to be friends with everyone. 10) He has to use Black and Potter's reasons to hate me.
Return Owl to Severus Snape December 22, 1977 Severus,
Thank you for returning my journal.
Remus
Return Owl to Remus J. Lupin December 22, 1977 Lupin-
That's it? I read your innermost thoughts and desires; I violate your privacy; I find out that you've been nursing such an infatuation with me that you had to force yourself to write out ten reasons you should hate me and that's it? You thank me for returning your journal? What the hell is wrong with you? Do you have a backbone?
Snape
Return Owl to Severus Snape December 23, 1977 Severus,
I wasn't really certain how much you'd read. I... guess... it was enough.
Remus
Return Owl to Remus J. Lupin December 23, 1977 Lupin-
You've given me a headache. Do me the kindness of keeping up with your belongings. I don't want it known I've got a bloody poufter infatuated with me.
Snape
Return Owl to Severus Snape December 23, 1977 Severus,