In my fest entry, Lucius is the one who provided the quote on the gravemarker. This is the funniest part of my whole thing, unfortunately, though it is quite funny.
If looks could kill, Lucius Malfoy would have died five times over.
“So did you see your grave? I paid for a marker and the quote on it is from me. It says, ‘Principled, selfless and ingenious.’ That’s you to a t—leaving out, of course your stubbornness, your dramatics, your suicidal tendencies—”
“I get it,” he growled.
“You know,” said Lucius with a wicked grin, “I wanted to put ‘He gave great head,’ but Narcissa seemed to think it inappropriate.”