nimrod_9 (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} nimrod_9) wrote in ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} lupin100,@ 2007-10-29 11:20:00 |
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| Entry tags: | author: nimrod_9, remus/severus |
Title: Flashing Pumpkins
Word Count: 100
Rating: R
Challenge: #168 Pumpkins
Characters: Remus
Authors Notes: Very AU. Inspired by my brother, husband and eldest son who all hate pumpkin guts.
Word Count: 100
Rating: R
Challenge: #168 Pumpkins
Characters: Remus
Authors Notes: Very AU. Inspired by my brother, husband and eldest son who all hate pumpkin guts.
Remus and his coworkers crowded around the long table of pumpkins carved in every imaginable design. It was the annual pumpkin carving contest at the Ministry of Magic.
The judge examined one closely. The pumpkin was actually two pumpkins, a small one atop a larger one, a painted face, black fedora, brown paper bag trench coat left open, and a gourd attached to resemble a man’s aroused private bits.
“Whose is this?”
Remus stepped forward. “Mine, Severus.”
“It’s not carved at all.”
“I hate pumpkin guts.”
“But you like aroused men?”
“Yes.”
Severus slapped the first-place ribbon on Remus’ pumpkin.