Title: New Year's Resolutions at the Copper Beeches, #3 Challenges: fifty snape100, resolutions lupin100 Word Count: 100 Note: the Snape/Lupin household, like many others, has its New Year's Resolutions…..
"He's quite lovely," said Minerva, watching as John rolled about, mock-growling. "His birthday is when, two weeks?"
"Twelve days." Severus did not mention his own plans to light a yahrzeit for Diana Vaughn. "Remus must have invited fifty allegedly close - "
"Severus? Is this a new sort of teething toy?" Minerva peered at the object. "It's rather - oh dear."
Severus blanched. "It's a teething toy now," he managed as he summoned what had been a well-loved dildo and chucked it into the trash.
Resolution #3: We will make sure that the "goodie drawer" is locked at all times.