Smart move. If Kia grew any more grumbly the karaoke machine would have to die.
"There's nothing wrong with him other than your case of the wonkos. But since we don't hold it against you, so we don't hold it against him." Just where was the husband in question anyway? Kia was starting to wonder and pondered over the thought of making a few calls. Ok, just one and that was Silence. She sure as hell wasn't going to call Blonde Ambition.
She frowned and tried to do the math. "Uh... I know this sounds bad, but I'm not sure? Time is a funny thing, especially around here." Seriously, it was. But to be honest, Kia was usually in denial about time anyway. It was just a reminder that she'd be turning thirty in a year. She mentally shuddered at the thought.
"I don't think I'm brave enough to go look." Of course not. She'd seen the infomercials. "The thirty minute infomercials were more than enough for me."