Going to sing that man right out of my head, er I mean hair?
Harley Quinn was on the outs with the Joker... Again. This time he vowed if he saw her again he was going to carve her head like a Jack-o-lantern and stick a candle in it so everyone could see her shining smile. So Harley decided it was time to leave her Puddin and... Okay, she hadn't gotten that far in her plans on what to do without the Joker in her life but she was trying.
On the run from him she ducked into a darkened store shop doorway and peeked around the corner to see him coming her way down the sidewalk. She gulped when she saw he was carrying candles in one hand and a long butcher knife in the other.
"I guess Mr. J. wasn't kidding about the the carving thing this time." Harley muttered to herself. "And its not even October." Harley clamped a hand over her mouth as she saw the Joker's eyes zero in on the store doorway she was hiding in. "He heard me." She nearly squealed in terror.
Turning she planned on breaking down the store door and hiding inside. With luck she could elude the Joker until Gotham police arrived to investigate the break-in. Turning she raised her hand to smash the glass door to find... The store was gone. It was no longer night. And she was standing in an open doorway to what looked like a bar/cafe.
"Have I gone off my rocker... Again?" Harley muttered to herself and turning she no longer found the dark streets of Gotham behind her but a sunny parking lot to the cafe. "Well... What you know about that?" Harley asked no one and with one last look at the parking lot to make sure the Joker somehow didn't find himself with her in her delusion, she decided to go into the cafe to relax.
Entering the cafe she started to read a sign that was near the front door but spotted another sign a slight distance away that caught her attention more.
"Karaoke Day. All singers drink free."
Making a beeline for the stage, Harley climbing up on stage she scanned the playlist on the machine and gave a sad chuckle when she found a song she knew the lyrics to well and pressing the buttons she made her selection.
Turning she bowed to the audience, which to be honest hadn't really reacted to her strange costume or seemed to care she was the infamous Harley Quinn and continued eating and drinking with only a few looking in her direction curiously.
As the music began, Harley started to sing.
Crazy I'm Crazy for feeling so lonely Im crazy Crazy for feeling so blue
I knew Youd love me as long as you wanted And then someday Youd leave me for somebody new
Worry Why do I let myself worry? Wonderin What in the world did I do?
Oh Crazy For thinking that my love could hold you Im crazy for tryin and crazy for cryin And Im crazy, for lovin you
Crazy For thinking that my love could hold you Im crazy for tryin and crazy for cryin And Im crazy, for lovin you
As the music faded away, Harley wiped away a slight tear and proceeded to a empty table to wait for a waitress to serve her.