"Or maybe his mother is a hellbeast. You might have some slaying to do with her and her spawn," he said hopeful. Though it was rather unlikely and he was just a brat.
"I don't do the clubbing thing either. They mock my mad dance skills." He proceeds to do the robot. "See this, they just can't handle this. I've got the moves. I'll Step Up to the streets." Xander stopped dancing as to not embarrass himself further.
"Vampires out there hang their heads in shame because of her. Young women with the IQ of toast find one and think they're all sexy and romantic when really they just want to eat them."