"Well...A Clark would be the better term. Because there's a Clark that comes here thats seeing Lacey, one of the waitresses here. Clark made his way here years ago when he was still in high school. Even got to visit the Fortress of Solitude once with Lois when we were trying to figure out a way to get Clark out of the Phantom Zone."
Good times, he thought to himself.
"That's good. Just because we stop saving the world on a weekly basis doesn't mean when we want a break we bury our heads in the sand. If I see a vampire or need to help out with an apocalypse, pending I'm asked, would do what I could in a pinch. And The Lunatic Cafe, aptly named by the way, is a good place to get away from that stuff for a bit."