"Sorry, the name is Doctor Rick Dagless. M.D. I'm doctor with Darkplace hospital. Best medical care in.."
I paused remembering that technically I'm in another dimension so I'm not quite sure where Darkplace is in relation to anything around me at the moment.
"Best medical care to be found in the place where it is." I finished.
"Yes, Rugby can be a rough and tumble sport. Character can be forged in the midst of the pain... Or just a few broken bones."