"Farmer eh? Dependable, hardworking, salt of the earth type of people. Farmers are important, for without farmers we would all be running around eating nothing but meat with no veg and where would be then? I'll tell you. In a whole lot of trouble cause you just can't make a salad without vegs. Well I suppose you might be able to make a taco salad but those are not really salads and they still require lettuce. At least the good ones do."
Looking around I realized that we still to have a waitress to show up to show us to our seats.
"So, not musically inclined? I was blessed with an inner sense of music myself and can play a variety of musical instruments. The bagpipes for instance."