"Tacos are one of the greatest meals of mankind, only beaten by edible ball bearings, Goldfish crackers, and wax fruit." Once at a table, the young man sat down and made sure his feet were propped up on the table. He wasn't at all bothered by the fact they didn't actually know him. If anything he seemed all the more at ease at pretending otherwise. "Sit sit! We'll eat, catch up.. my treat! They love me here!"
A waitress wandered over and set down glasses of water for them. "We've never seen you before."
He grinned at her. "But it doesn't mean you don't love me."