Life of the party, till someone dies...
The door to the cafe opened and revealed in the entrance way was to many a very familiar face. Course how anyone could forget a dead white face with a permanent grin on it, with a shock of green hair above? The man in the purple suit paused for a moment and played with a yo-yo.
"Well... What do you know? It worked this time." The Joker said as he sauntered into the cafe.
He was quickly stopped by one of the cafe's waitresses who frowned at him and pointed to the sign at the entrance warning about weapons and attempting to harm anyone while at the cafe.
With a grumble the Joker quickly emptied his pockets of razor sharp playing cards, all Jokers of course. A whoopie cushion loaded with enough TNT to blow someone to bits, his acid squirting flower, a false grenade hand and finally his lethal high voltage joybuzzer.
Starting to stroll past the waitress he was stopped as she boldly put her hand on his chest and gently pushed him back.
"What?" He snarled. "I've left all my toys. What now?"
The waitress looked pointedly at the yo-yo he was still playing with.
"This thing? This is just a yo-yo!"
The waitress glanced at a computer pad in her hand. "Razor wire with a motor in the yo-yo part capable of taking a person's head off if were wrapped around their neck?"
The Joker gave a laugh. "Oopsie." His permanent smile fading just for a moment into a frown. "The damn sensors in this place can tell all that can they?" Instantly the smile was back. "Oh well. Can't blame a homicidal maniac for trying, now can you?"
Pulling the 'string' from around his finger the Joker reluctantly dropped his 'toy' into the bin with his other playthings.
Checking her pad one more time the waitress reluctantly nodded for the Joker to enter the cafe.